Meet the staff

OWNER, DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS, OPTICIAN

Likes: fettuccine alfredo, bingeing TV shows, eating off real plates at Thanksgiving

MARKETING & COMMUNICATIONS MANAGER, PATIENT CARE LEAD

Likes: peace and quiet, a crisp white wine, a pop named Popovich, his dog Georgia

PATIENT CARE COORDINATOR

Likes: He transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this IS A LAST resort

PATIENT CARE COORDINATOR

Likes: His wife, Katharine, talking about things he does with his wife, Katharine, eating duck carnitas tacos with his wife, Katharine

LAB MANAGER

Likes: Hardcore music, being broody, board games, food in general

OPTICIAN

Likes: LOTR, Star Trek, asking if you’re into horror films when you’re not, Cheez-Its

Drag name: Charity Sharealike

OPTICIAN

Likes: working out at 2:25AM, being hotter than everyone in the greater Chicagoland Metropolitan area, dad jokes

MARKETING, OPTICIAN

Likes: Beyoncé and breakfast sandwiches

OPTICIAN, FUTURE OPTOMETRIST

Likes: Being a brand ambassador for Subaru, has fought a bear in hand-to-hand combat, the bear lost

OPTICIAN

Likes: daddies, SSENSE, traveling but not paying for it

ACCOUNTING

Likes: singing like the lovechild of Kristen Chenoweth & Idina Menzel, dressing in jumpsuits pretty exclusively

ACCOUNTING ADMIN

Likes: dehydrated strawberries, once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith, and figured out the name of his other leg (it’s Harold)

MEDICAL BILLING

Likes: softball, her cat, Roo, stage manager for the world

MEDICAL BILLING

Likes: being mysterious yet dangerously beautiful